Get all 11 Green Monkey Christmas releases available on Bandcamp and save 35%.
Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Pandemic Christmas, Christmas Boogie Woogie: 10 Years of Green Monkey Christmas, Hail The Jolly Christmas Monkey: GMR Xmas the Tenth, A Green Monkey Christmas For Martians Up On Mars, The Good, The Bad, and Other Christmas Favorites!, All I Want For Christmas: GMR Xmas VII, Christmas Monkey On My Back, Merry Krampus, and 3 more.
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It's a War on Christmas
Music: Tom Dyer Words: Joni Brill & Tom Dyer
It’s a war It’s a war
Head to your holiday bomb shelters
It's a war on Christmas
We're gonna arm St. Nick and all his elves
It's a war on Christmas
Ho Ho Ho you can't blame the Buddhist, the Muslims or the Jews
Ho Ho Ho No this phony a war was created by Fox News
They'll be no more popcorn chains
It's a war on Christmas
Hanging from the trees
It's a war on Christmas
No more cups of hot chocolate,
It's a war on Christmas
Warm apple cider or exotic teas
It's a war on Christmas
Ho Ho Ho Forget your childhood memories the ones from long ago
Ho Ho Ho of gentle family gatherings, of mittens, hats and snow
Ho Ho Ho don't worry about corporate profits They'll get theirs anyway
Ho Ho Ho it's the end of senseless worship of this Jesus holiday
It's the end of black Friday
And the crowded shopping malls
The long lines to visit Santa Claus and
Joyful carolers singing Deck the Halls
No more stars hanging from the trees
No houses lit in colored lights so bright
They're taking away your Christmas decorations
And declaring this a silent night
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Emily Bishton - Toyland
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SPIRITS OF OLD CHRISTMAS EVES
BRANCHES THAT GAVE UP THEIR LEAVES
CARDBOARD TUBES THAT ONCE HELD SILVER WRAPPING PAPER
EMBERS ALL BURNING DOWN
YOU AND ME STILL HANGING ROUND
HOPING THIS TIME WE DON'T GET CAUGHT NAPPING
WHEN IT COUNTS
DIFF'RENT LIGHT THIS TIME OF YEAR
USED TO BE MORE CHILDREN HERE
ANOTHER NIGHT I MIGHT HAVE ASKED YOU TO STAY
I CAN SEE HOW HARD YOU TRY
DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY GOODBYE
BUT WHEN THE BELLS STOP RINGING
I'LL BE HEARING YOUR VOICE SINGING
WHEN THE BELLS STOP RINGING
I'LL BE HEARING YOU VOICE SINGING
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Green Monkey Christmas Olympia, Washington
Green Monkey has been making Xmas albums since 2009., with 11 jolly comps from NW artists. And yes, the previous ones are
available on Bandcamp.Plus two Tom Dyer Christmas collections. And The True Olympians Xmas collection. Damn that’s a lot of good cheer.
And all the compilation dough goes to MusiCares, a charity that helps music people in need and lord knows there are some of those every year.
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