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It's A Green Monkey Christmas!

by Various Artists

I can still remember it was 1933 When I met Brother Doober in Backwash, Tennessee He was playin’ purty, purty as can be And that was the beginning of the White Mule Family Well it’s a White Mule Christmas There’s moonshine ‘neath our tree Well it’s a White Mule Christmas A dip for you and me Yes it’s a White Mule Christmas Let’s do that dosie doe It’s a White Mule Christmas I’m singing mighty low We went to fight the Nazis in 1945 I can still remember when Doober was alive We was in the Ardennes, we was takin’ zero crap When Doober took that mortar shell directly in his lap. Suddenly we’re floating free Homer, Gomer, Goober – three Doober’s just a memory… But it’s a White Mule Christmas And we love that mistletoe Well it’s a White Mule Christmas But we’re feelin’ kinda low Yeah it’s a White Mule Christmas We ain’t the Brothers Four It’s a White Mule Christmas The devil’s at the door 45 years later we was shoppin’ at the mall Buying Christmas presents for Granny, Ma and Pa Went to sit on Santa’s lap, he nodded in a stupor A kid pulled on his whiskers, oh my god, it’s brother Doober And it’s a White Mule Christmas We’re a happy family Well it’s a White Mule Christmas And there’s moonshine ‘neath our tree Yes it’s a White Mule Christmas We’re feelin’ mighty fine It’s a White Mule Christmas On the Mason Dixon line
Hot dog – it’s Christmas! What could be anymore fun? Hot dang –it’s Christmas! Those blues are on the run. We go hop-hop-hoppin’ Down the street on a happy holiday. We go sing-sing-singin’ Merrily in the new old fashioned way. Hot dog - it’s Christmas! That snow is fillin’ the air. Hot dang - its Christmas! There’s mistletoe everywhere. It’s time-time-time For Christmas treats, there’s eggnog in the air. There’s a goose-goose-goose We're gonna eat. Let mean ol’ Scrooge beware.


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released December 6, 2010

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