It's A Green Monkey Christmas!

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released December 6, 2010

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Track Name: White Mule Family - It’s A White Mule Christmas!
I can still remember it was 1933
When I met Brother Doober in Backwash, Tennessee
He was playin’ purty, purty as can be
And that was the beginning of the White Mule Family

Well it’s a White Mule Christmas
There’s moonshine ‘neath our tree
Well it’s a White Mule Christmas
A dip for you and me
Yes it’s a White Mule Christmas
Let’s do that dosie doe
It’s a White Mule Christmas
I’m singing mighty low

We went to fight the Nazis in 1945
I can still remember when Doober was alive
We was in the Ardennes, we was takin’ zero crap
When Doober took that mortar shell directly in his lap.

Suddenly we’re floating free
Homer, Gomer, Goober – three
Doober’s just a memory…

But it’s a White Mule Christmas
And we love that mistletoe
Well it’s a White Mule Christmas
But we’re feelin’ kinda low
Yeah it’s a White Mule Christmas
We ain’t the Brothers Four
It’s a White Mule Christmas
The devil’s at the door

45 years later we was shoppin’ at the mall
Buying Christmas presents for Granny, Ma and Pa
Went to sit on Santa’s lap, he nodded in a stupor
A kid pulled on his whiskers, oh my god, it’s brother Doober

And it’s a White Mule Christmas
We’re a happy family
Well it’s a White Mule Christmas
And there’s moonshine ‘neath our tree
Yes it’s a White Mule Christmas
We’re feelin’ mighty fine
It’s a White Mule Christmas
On the Mason Dixon line
Track Name: The GMR Holiday Swing Sextet - Hot Dog! It's Christmas!
Hot dog – it’s Christmas!
What could be anymore fun?
Hot dang –it’s Christmas!
Those blues are on the run.

We go hop-hop-hoppin’
Down the street on a happy holiday.
We go sing-sing-singin’
Merrily in the new old fashioned way.

Hot dog - it’s Christmas!
That snow is fillin’ the air.
Hot dang - its Christmas!
There’s mistletoe everywhere.

It’s time-time-time
For Christmas treats, there’s eggnog in the air.
There’s a goose-goose-goose
We're gonna eat. Let mean ol’ Scrooge beware.